FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE?

Image from New Scientist

Following on from my last post, the Russians now seem to be my biggest fans as they are now my most regular visitors by a large margin. I don't know what I've done to interest them so much; I have mentioned Vladimir Putin in a less than favourable way in the past, but that was some time ago and anyway, just because he ordered his security forces to launch a chemical weapons attack against a British city is no reason for me to repeat what I said about him.

He seemed to think the whole thing is funny and we should treat it in the same way. And they say that the British have a strange sense of humour.

Recent audience figures according to Blogger - 

Russia	205
United Kingdom	144
Portugal	26
United States	15
Ireland	10
Ukraine	4
Belgium	3
Spain	2
France	2
Netherlands	2

BRITAIN FERST

Poor Britain First: this bunch of Nazi filth is not having a good week. Not only have it's two leaders been banged up for various offences including screaming abuse through someone's letter box, verbally assaulting a mother and her 12 year old Daughter and attacking customers at a pizza restaurant, they have now had their Facebook page banned. 

Personally, my opinion about Facebook's "so-called" community standards are that they are something of a curate's egg. Some of the stuff they are quite happy to allow includes the re-posting of stolen pictures of sick children in like farming scams. 

It was only a couple of years ago that Britain First members were harassing young people collecting for the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal. In one case they stood themselves next to a couple of 12 year old Sea Cadets and posed for pictures, claiming to be "protecting" them from Muslims. When they posted the pictures on their website, both the RBL and the parents of the children asked Facebook to take them down but they refused to do so.

Britain First also regularly displayed stolen photographs of murdered soldier Lee Rigby on their Facebook page. Again; when requested to remove them by the family, they refused.

BRITAIN FIRST

Saving Britain again

Marek Zakrocki
"Britain First" hero

Marek Zakrocki, a 48 year old window fitter and active supporter of the patriotic political party known as "Britain First" has been convicted at the Old Bailey after pleading guilty to charges of dangerous driving and assault by beating following his heroic attack on a local hotbed of Islamic extremism which had cunningly disguised itself as the "Spicy Night" Curry Restaurant in Harrow, west London.

Mr Zakrocki, who is actually a Polish immigrant, has been a long-time admirer of British values and at no time did he show how much he has been influenced by them than on the afternoon of  the 23rd of June when, after getting drunk and beating up his Wife, stole his company van and drove it around the area, shouting and swearing at passers by.

His moment of glory came when he was approached by Mr Kamal Ahmed, the Spicy Night Curry Restaurant owner who politely asked him not to park outside the restaurant. Recognising this as merely a prelude to an attack, possibly a suicide bombing, he made his heroic decision to defend the people of Great Britain by disabling the mad Muslim who was obviously intent on mass murder.

Without a thought for his own safety and armed only with a knife, a baton torch and the company van, launched a desperate attack on the Islamic terrorist before he could carry out his fiendish plot, thereby preventing what could have been another atrocity on the streets of London.

Other charges relating to the possession of a knife and of grievous bodily harm were not proceeded with after it was disclosed that his intended victim was only a wog. It was also made clear by defending council Jonathan Lennon that when his client announced that he was "going to kill a Muslim", he only meant it in general terms and in no way was it intended to refer to Mr Ahmed.

Mr Zakrocki will almost certainly only receive a token sentence once US President Donald Trump intervenes on his behalf.

While we are talking about "Britain First"..................

Leader (or possibly deputy leader, I'm not quite sure) Jayda Fransen told a packed hall of supporters at their Annual General Meeting about how she now has a "special relationship" with the US President after he tweeted support for her series of racist videos posted on the party's website.

All of the 70 or so delegates attending cheered wildly as they were told that president Trump's tweet was also endorsed by Nigel Farage who didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with publicising neo-Nazi filth.

After a short interlude when it had to be explained to some of the delegates who Donald Trump was, the meeting was able to get underway again.

SUPPORT IN HIGH PLACES

Britain First finally gets the recognition it deserves from none other than the President of the United States.

Grab 'em by the pussy

Pussy Grabber in Chief, US President Donald Trump has declared his support for neo-Nazi group Britain First by re-tweeting a fake picture, supposedly showing a Muslim migrant attacking a man on crutches, posted by Jayda Fransen who is the group's deputy leader.

Britain First, an organisation made up of an assortment of Nazi trolls, hoax charity collectors and convicted paedophiles and which has links with far right organisations in Europe and banned paramilitary groups in Northern Ireland will be delighted with the latest endorsement of their hate campaign from none other than the US President.

Some very fine people

With his history of supporting Nazi groups in the US, he will be no stranger to the philosophy of Britain First who, compared to some of the people he has been describing as having "some very fine people" in its ranks, must seem quite moderate. 

Ms Fransen is due in court in Belfast on the 14th of December to face charges relating to a so-called "Northern Ireland Against Terrorism" rally earlier in the year.

As you can tell, Britain First are not very good at irony.

Just so you are clear about the activities of Britain First, I will show the video (no apology for repeating it) of the group's leader Paul Golding trying to con people out of their money on a fake charity stall. He was originally claiming that he was raising money for injured servicemen but eventually admitted that the money was going into his own pocket. You will also be interested to know that they are still using images of murdered soldier Lee Rigby in their publicity material despite being asked not to by his family.

The Last Post

Don't say you haven't been warned

As the world is going to end tomorrow, Saturday, 23rd September, I suppose I had better get this last post in before Armageddon arrives.

According to David Meade, American Christian evangelist, conspiracy theorist and all-round fruit loop, the world is going to end tomorrow as the mysterious Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) crashes into the earth causing massive destruction.

He has based this prediction on a number of recent astronomical events which he claims confirms his interpretation of a number of passages in the Book of Revelation. 

There are some unbelievers who are claiming that this prediction will go the same way as the "end of the world" prediction dates of 1 Jan 2000, 2001 (according to the Nation of Islam), 27 May 2003 (Nibiru again), 30 October and 29 November 2003, 12 September 2006, 29 April 2009, 21 October 2011 (Harold Camping), an assortment of dates between August and October 2011, 27 May 2012, 21 December 2012 (Nibiru again), etc., etc., etc.

Let me tell you, don't be fooled by the unbelievers. You only have to look up at the sky to see the giant planet heading this way. If you can't see it, by the way, this is because of Satan.

STOP PRESS!!!

Apparently, we have it all wrong. The world isn't actually going to end on Saturday but rather, it will usher in a series of catastrophes that start on 21st October  and will result in the Earth's destruction in seven years time. (Still time to get a few beers in then). 

You will be able to test this predicition because, according to Meade, the mysterious Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) is going to pass in front of the Sun, causing a total eclipse. According to this theory, Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) isn't actually going to hit the Earth at all, rather an asteroid attached to it will hit us instead. This asteroid is called Wormwood, useful to know in case you were trying to think of an original boy's name.

Master Race Problems

Paul Golding, seen here on Remembrance 

Sunday at the Cenotaph, drunk and staggering 

around with a pair of knickers on his head.

The oddball collection of knuckle dragging retards that calls itself "Britain First" has found itself in trouble with the law again with both it's leader and deputy leader being charged with religious harassment.

Jayda Fransen, who is supposed to be the leader of this bunch, and her wierdo sidekick, Paul Golding were arrested back in May after distributing inflammatory leaflets in the Thanet and Canterbury areas but have now been formally charged and are due to appear in court on 17th October.

Hopefully, this will keep them busy during the Poppy Appeal and they won't be able to bother any of our junior collectors like they did last year.

POPPY TALES

 

 

The Thamesmead Grump has been helping with this year's Poppy Appeal on the stall in Morrison's in Thamesmead.

A few days ago, an elderly African lady came up to me clutching a crumpled up and rather worse for wear black plastic bin liner. "This is for you" she said.

Me, thinking, 'why does this lady want to give me a crumpled up and rather worse for wear black plastic bin liner?' So I said, "thank you very much" and took it off her. She then wandered off again.

It must have weighed about half a ton. When I managed to unravel it, there were hundreds of coins in small bags. They were all pennies and two pence pieces, in all, around £5 worth. Not a huge sum, but the coins all had that smell and patina that you get with copper coins that haven't been handled for a along time. She must have spent ages going round and gathering them all up to donate to the poppy appeal.

I didn't get a chance to thank her as she had already left.

On Friday, a couple came up to the desk and handed me a large cheque for £250 they had collected for the appeal. 

A very nice lady, Lorraine Joyce had been knitting and selling her home made poppies and donated all the money she made to us. The cheque by the way was just for the picture, she also handed me a large bag of banknotes and silver.

From time to time, I get posts appearing on my Facebook page that have originated from an organisation calling itself "Britain First." 

They are mostly of the racist and abusive type and full of claims about how they think we should all respect our armed forces and veterans.

The way they show their respect is by stealing photographs of murdered soldier, Lee Rigby and using them in their political campaigns. His family have asked them to stop doing this but they have taken no notice.

Their latest stunt is to go out and harass people collecting for the poppy appeal. They try to get their photographs taken with volunteers and claim that they are "protecting" them from being harassed by Islamic and left wing extremists. The Royal British Legion have asked them to stop doing this, but as with Lee Rigby's family, this request has been ignored.

In the six years that I have been collecting for the poppy appeal, I have never been harassed by anyone; not even as much as a funny look. I do not need or require any help from a bunch of neo-Nazi retards when out poppy selling. If any of them cross my path, they will get a full and frank explanation of what they can do with their assistance.

Oh yes! And you might want to think twice the next time any of you are considering sharing any of their propaganda. If a "Britain First" post comes up on your Facebook page, you might want to direct whoever sent it to you to this page.