The Thamesmead Grump

The Last Post

Don't say you haven't been warned

As the world is going to end tomorrow, Saturday, 23rd September, I suppose I had better get this last post in before Armageddon arrives.

According to David Meade, American Christian evangelist, conspiracy theorist and all-round fruit loop, the world is going to end tomorrow as the mysterious Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) crashes into the earth causing massive destruction.

He has based this prediction on a number of recent astronomical events which he claims confirms his interpretation of a number of passages in the Book of Revelation. 

There are some unbelievers who are claiming that this prediction will go the same way as the "end of the world" prediction dates of 1 Jan 2000, 2001 (according to the Nation of Islam), 27 May 2003 (Nibiru again), 30 October and 29 November 2003, 12 September 2006, 29 April 2009, 21 October 2011 (Harold Camping), an assortment of dates between August and October 2011, 27 May 2012, 21 December 2012 (Nibiru again), etc., etc., etc.

Let me tell you, don't be fooled by the unbelievers. You only have to look up at the sky to see the giant planet heading this way. If you can't see it, by the way, this is because of Satan.

STOP PRESS!!!

Apparently, we have it all wrong. The world isn't actually going to end on Saturday but rather, it will usher in a series of catastrophes that start on 21st October  and will result in the Earth's destruction in seven years time. (Still time to get a few beers in then). 

You will be able to test this predicition because, according to Meade, the mysterious Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) is going to pass in front of the Sun, causing a total eclipse. According to this theory, Planet X (or Nibiru if you prefer) isn't actually going to hit the Earth at all, rather an asteroid attached to it will hit us instead. This asteroid is called Wormwood, useful to know in case you were trying to think of an original boy's name.

Master Race Problems

Paul Golding, seen here on Remembrance 

Sunday at the Cenotaph, drunk and staggering 

around with a pair of knickers on his head.

The oddball collection of knuckle dragging retards that calls itself "Britain First" has found itself in trouble with the law again with both it's leader and deputy leader being charged with religious harassment.

Jayda Fransen, who is supposed to be the leader of this bunch, and her wierdo sidekick, Paul Golding were arrested back in May after distributing inflammatory leaflets in the Thanet and Canterbury areas but have now been formally charged and are due to appear in court on 17th October.

Hopefully, this will keep them busy during the Poppy Appeal and they won't be able to bother any of our junior collectors like they did last year.