Sunday, 6 May 2018

Just a few updates from my Facebook page for those of you who don't do social media.

Tossers at Henry Vincent's funeral
Earlier this week, we were treated to scenes of how the other half live courtesy of the funeral of career burglar and all round nice guy Henry Vincent.

As many of you will know, Henry made a living out of targeting elderly and vulnerable people and threatening to stab them if they didn't give him all their money. He finally got his comeuppance when, during one of his house visits, he pushed one of his would-be elderly victims into his kitchen with inevitable results.

His friends and family gave him the solemn and dignified respect he deserved by taking with them pockets full of eggs and stones to throw at passers by.

It was how he would have wanted to be remembered.

Democracy at work.

The results of the local elections are now available and it's comforting to see how the people of Bexley showed how they wouldn't allow their interests to be ignored by politicians by sitting on their lazy arses and not bothering to vote.

I think it's a real shame that all those angry individuals who spend their time on social media telling the world about how none of the local councillors gave a damm about them can't be asked to actually do something about it.

Anyway, for those of you who are interested, here are the Bexley results.

Conservative - 20%
Labour - 13.7%
Lib Dem - 1.1%
UKIP - 1.1%
Don't Care - 63%

A resounding victory for apathy. Well done to all concerned.

My brain hurts.

At last years Labour Party conference in Brighton, a number of right wing extremists of the knuckle dragging variety took issue with the picture of the Mosque behind the stage. It was actually Brighton Pavilion but when your IQ only has two (rather small) numbers in it, it can be difficult to tell one from the other.

In the same tradition of not knowing how to do joined up writing, or even how to tie your shoelaces, comes this offering from an anonymous Twitter account holder who was seriously upset that his Daughter's school was going to be shut last Thursday for Poland[sic] Day. I kid you not, I've actually checked this and it's real.

The dialogue went like this - 

‘Aaliyah off tomoz for Poland day wtf nvr heard of it !!’

‘And we don’t get a fucking day of for st Georges day, what a joke this place is xxx’

‘Your having a fucking laugh aren’t ye x’

‘It’s pathetic gill xxx’

‘As u said they don’t st off for st Georges day so who give a flying fuck about pooled day offs its for the poles were British x’

‘There nothing GREAT about Great Britain now gill, run by piss poor shitbags xxx’

‘Are you sure it’s not ‘polling day’ hun lol x’

Meathead strikes again.

US President, IRA sympathiser and pussy grabber in chief Donald Trump describes London hospitals as war zones.

The population of Washington DC, the capital of the United States is just under 700,000. In the first three months of 2018 there have been 373 murders.

The population of London, the capital of the United Kingdom is 8.8 million. In the first three months of 2018 there have been 46 murders.

Or to put it another way, you are 100 times more likely to be murdered in Washington than in London.

Or to put it another, another way, why don't you go and boil your head, you obnoxious, loud mouthed sad excuse for a human being.

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